Yesterday I completely freaked out. I opened up a word doc with my homework assignment and my computer was typing into my document without me. It was the scariest thing ever. It was typing all sorts of non-sense, completely off topic. It was like someone was inside my computer, and that someone was NOT doing a good job of doing my homework for me. Attention hacker...ya you...next time write on the subject, some of us have homework to turn in. I don't think my professor would believe a hacker got into my word doc and "ate my homework" but it was true! Why did this hacker enter my computer? I don't know... but I knew I shouldn't have left those cookies in the cache without deleting them! It must have been a hungry hacker.
As it was staring at the words appearing on my page, and calling over a witness to look over my shoulder to confer that I wasn't completely crazy, I wondered it if was G-d trying send me a message. Yes G-d, I'm right here...what is it you want to tell me?? Burning bushes are sooooo 5000 years ago, and maybe G-d's trying to get with the program. Alas, it was not as glamorous...turns out a I accidentally enabled voice recognition on my word doc and it was running a demo. ...sad....
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